Talk about sex that is…
Let’s face facts here. I’m no mommy blogger. I post about my kid what? Every few weeks? I love the little booger but he’s going to be 8 in 5 days. (HOLY FUCK. 8!!!!) By 8, the whole cute blogging stories have begun to wear off, leaving me with a whole lot of “let me tell you how my kid almost got kicked out of class today” stories. Would tend to get wearing after a bit no? The whole “oh! I’m a mommy blogger! Lookitmykids!” stories are primed mostly for those of you who have kids that are still cute. Prime ages? 2-5. After that? Unless your kid is some kind of chick magnet, you’ve got to let the writing carry you. Scary, I KNOW!
Now, don’t get worked up. I’ll still write about the kid for as long as he grants me tax write offs at least. (That’s not why you had kids? Parenting, I’m doing it wrong) Hopefully I’ll churn out at least another one sometime, eventually, like whenever, and then I can get all mommy blogger-y on you but until then, I’m going to do what I said I was going to do.
I’m single. I’m ready to mingle. I ain’t getting any but, as it’s been suggested, my bedroom is turning into a Den of Sin. Know how cool that is? All I need is a mirror on my ceiling! But I guess that plan should be put on hold, at least until I get my own place. Don’t quite think my parents would understand the need for that. Especially with no man in my bed. (But still… the view’s gotta be good, man or no.)
So I did my first sex toy review. Made some of you blush (yea fuckin’ RIGHT). Won a fucking SWEET contest. (seriously? GO. GET. ONE.) Got sent a vibrator from a good friend. (Because good friends send each other vibrators. What kind of friends do YOU have?) And I have another review coming up shortly. I wont get started on my underwear. I will say though, that some pairs are missing, erm, essential parts.
About that vibrator. My friend Melissa was looking for some reviewers and contributors for her new, and awesome website You Wont Go Blind and so I thought, why the hell not? People tend to respond well to the thought of me touching myself. Hell, my first dildo review is the second highest viewed post on this little ole blog of mine. Only to be surpassed by this one, which… yea. I know he’s I’m adorable in that post. That’s why everyone likes that one… right? *sigh* The power of Busydad surpasses sex toys any day I suppose. But that’s ya’lls thing since WordPress doesn’t count my own visits. *snicker*
Also? Know what makes me even a little more awesome than I already am? I got linked up over at The Best Sex Bloggers. To some, its prestigious to be recognized by parenting websites and what not. Which it IS. Don’t get me wrong. I’m super stoked for my friends when that happens. But for me, since my hopes and dreams of mommy blogging fame have flown out the proverbial blogging window as of late, this is pretty fucking cool.
So there it is. Like it or not, this is the road I’m on.
Hopefully you stick around, for the crash at the end at the very least.