Haha. Go ahead. Make jokes. “We can knock and there’s no one home”. Blah, blah, blah.
Well, someone out there likes me. I don’t care what the rest of you have to say about it. She likes me SO much, she asked me to guest post for her while she is out of town drinking working.
She may or may not have been drunk when she asked.
Either way, go say hi to me ok? (Because you really do like me. Right? RIGHT??!)(*deep breath*)