I don’t write about my kid much. I don’t know why. More than likely, its that whole bad parent thing I suffer from. Anyways…. he’s seven, so he never shuts up. Like, rarely ever. And sometimes, funny stuff comes out of his pie hole.
So enjoy the kid-isms.
Opening a piece of “Super Bubble” bubble gum…
“Mom, have you ever tasted this?”
“Yes son… when I was young like you are”
“Know what? When I was 1 years old, I saw on TV that this Super Bubble Bubble Gum is the most popular gum in the world. And it’s made in China. You didn’t see it because you were at work.”
Interesting. At 1 years old, he’s watching news reports about gum. Should I blame his father?
Driving down the freeway, a car like mine passes us…
“Oh Mom! Should I be in that car? Hahahaha……” wait for it…. “I bet it’s cleaner.”
And last but certainly not least…
“Mom… why do we need Santa Clause? Like why does he come?”
“To bring presents to good kids.”
“So…. he’s probably not coming here huh?”
At least the kid is honest.